Satirical News Service
Lexington, VA
Lexington, VA
The owner of the Red Hen Restaurant – made famous
by their kicking out Sarah Sanders, has graciously offered her a new job as
dishwasher and trash handler after she leaves her post as Press Secretary. “She
seems perfectly suited for this, the owner stated, “she’s used to cleaning up
lots of trash and dirty leftovers, no matter how vile. Of course, we won’t let
her anywhere near any edible food – she’d contaminate it.”
There is no word on whether or not Ms. Sanders will
accept the offer.
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