Trump Threatens 25% Tariff on Covfefe imports from Nambia

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Riding high on Trumps so-called” tariff victory with Mexico, the White House today announced today that it would begin placing a 25% tariff on covfefe imports from Nambia until they take stronger measures to prevent illegal immigrants from that country from entering the US. In his midnight hour tweet, Trump tweeted, “The Nambians are  going to feel the pain of my Yuge  tariffs unless they start immediately cracking down on the unprecedented flow of illegal immigrants from that country into our borders. I plan to impose a 25% tariff on covfefe to start with, and then on Hamberders.”

Republican Senators praised his tough stance on this country saying it is a “National Emergency, and it demonstrates again just how committed this president is to protecting our borders.”