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Thursday, July 18, 2019

Sockem Blow Up Dolls to Replace Ballots on 2020 Election


 Satirical News Service
Washington DC
As the prospects for the most contentious and anger filled election in history draws near, some psychologists have suggested a different form of balloting that would help to vent off some of the anger, as well as prevent Russian Hacking. Instead of paper ballots in voting booths, voters would be faced with blow-up “sockem” puppet dolls that they would hit to vote against. A computer would record this and tally a vote for the opponent. In elections where there are multiple candidates, voters would punch all but the one they are not against. In addition to quelling voter anger, they expect will it greatly increase voter turnout.

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