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Thursday, July 11, 2019

Trump Signs Executive Order Repealing the 13th Amendment

Trump signed Executive Order repealing the 13th Amendment

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

To demonstrate how great he has been for Blacks, and how much they love him, Donald Trump today signed an executive order  that repeals the 13th Amendment to the Constitution barring Slavery. In doing so, he tweeted, "This will guarantee full employment for all Blacks and Hispanics. They'll love me even more after this!"

“ I can solve the entire un-employment problem of Blacks and Hispanics with one stroke of my pen by repealing this bad Amendment. Lincoln never should have signed it, but he was forced to by a Democratic-controlled Congress.”

Senate Leader Mitch McConnell responded to this  “I see no reason why he can’t do this, it’s only going to help the economy”.

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