Alabama Coastline Devastated by Hurricane Dorian – Just as Trump Predicted

Area of Devastation in Alabama exactly where Trump predicted it

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

 In a move that caught weather experts by complete surprise, Hurricane Dorian made a U-turn in the middle of the night and raced down to Gulf Coast of Alabama to pummel it with gale-force winds and high tides before resuming its predicted course along the Eastern Seaboard. Luckily there was no loss of life because as one resident put it “We don’t listen to all those Liberal Weather people and fake news reporters. We know that Mr. Trump is much smarter than they are. When he said the hurricane was going to hit Alabama, we just packed up and got out. Our homes may have been destroyed, but at least we got out with our lives.”

Trump Tweeted today,

The Liberal Fake media made fun of my very accurate prediction of where the hurricane was going to hit in Alabama – but they aren’t laughing now! Thanks to my genius, my base was spared the loss of life in this cataclysmic event.

Efforts are underway to clean up from the devastation in Alabama left by Hurricane Dorian, but it will take some time before a more a concerted effort can get underway since all the heavy machinery and personnel needed by the Army Corp of Engineers to do this is all being used now in the Southwest to build Trump’s Border Wall.