Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Former
President Barack Obama expressed his extreme disappointment that Trump wanted
to extort the President of Ukraine to investigate the Bidens instead of him. In
an exclusive interview with SNS, he said,
“The Bidens? The Bidens! REALLY. If anyone should
be extorted to be investigated it should be about ME. I worked darn hard to
fake my US birth certificate, and what
about all those nude photos of Trump I released to hackers, and of course there
is that Steele Dossier that I created. The Bidens (distainfully)! They didn’t
do SHIT. The best they were going to get on Hunter was the fact that they paid
him a ridiculous salary to sleep till 11:00 am and play golf all the time. We
already know that the Republicans think that’s perfectly fine. They got nothing
there. ME….. well, maybe he can extort the Norwegians next time “
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