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Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Trump to Show Surprise Check from Mexico for Border Wall Tonight at RNC Convention

 


Satirical News Service
Washington DC

 SNS has obtained an exclusive video of tonight’s big surprise at the RNC Convention where the focus will be on Immigration To a throng of pre-recorded cheers of “Build that wall” and "Who’s going to pay for it….Mexico”,  he will unveil a  huge check for 10 Billion Dollars purportedly sent by the Mexican government to pay for his border wall. In his speech, he will say “Nobody thought Mexico would pay for the wall, Nobody, but here it is. Now, what are we going to do with it?” (shouts of “Build that wall!”)

According to sources within the Mexican Government and President Andrés Manuel López Obrador, they have absolutely no knowledge of such a check being issued. In a statement, President Andrés Manuel López Obrador stated “It would be absurd to think for one minute that the Mexican government would pay even one peso for that piece of gringo trash. I'd like to see how he is going to try to cash it.”


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