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Monday, August 10, 2020

Trump Vows to Defeat the Terrorist Organization He Called “Ammonium Nitrate”

 


Satirical News Service
Washington DC

 In a late night tweet, President Trump tweeted,

“America will seek out and destroy the terrorist group named “Ammonium Nitrate” that I have learned recently claimed responsibility for the terrible explosion in Lebanon. After I successfully defeated ISIS and the Taliban – something no one thought I could do, I am going to send 10,000 troops to Lebanon to defeat the Ammonium Nitrates."


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