Satirical News Service
Washington DC
FOX News today reported that Rudy Giuliani has uncovered a “treasure trove of incriminating letters purportedly written by Hunter Biden to Santa when he was 8 years old”. On Fox News, Giuliani stated that the Biden campaign has tried very hard to keep these covered up. They conclusively prove that he was asking for favors from the leader of a foreign government (i.e. Santa Claus and the North Pole) in exchange he promises to be “a good boy all year”. Giuliani went on to say, “It’s pretty clear what he means by being a good boy all year. He even goes on to say 'you can ask my Dad'. This is clearly the smoking gun we’ve been waiting for the conclusively proves that Hunter Biden enlisted his father to gain favors from a foreign leader in exchange for special gifts."
The Trump
White House is demanding that the FBI immediately announce that they are
investigating Hunter Biden and well as former VP Joe Biden in connection with these letters and expect indictments before the election.
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