Satirical News Service
Washington DC
With days
left to go in the Presidential Election, Trump’s poll numbers are sagging
sharply in Arizona and once Solidly Red Texas as well as being solidly in the
Blue column for California and New Mexico.
In response, he has launched his late October Surprise – “To sell those states
back to Mexico”.
In a late-night Tweet showing him signing an
Executive Presidential order, he tweeted to the governors and people of those states. “If you won’t stand by me – I won’t stand by you! See how
you like living under Mexican Rule!”
The Executive Order agrees to sell those states for
the sum of 20 billion dollars to the Republic of Mexico. “This is about the
same amount that I said they would pay
for the border wall, which they will now own. So you see, I kept my promise
that WE would build the wall and MEXICO would pay for it!.”
This move also puts the election results in total
disarray since those states’ votes would no longer be counted, nor would they
have any representation in the Electoral College. It could change the entire
dynamics for the 2020 vote as well as getting rid of Nancy Pelosi as House Speaker
since California would no longer be part of the USA.
The Republican-led Senate praised this move as well
as Trump’s base. With Amy Comey Barrett’s nomination sure to be approved,
nothing can stop this from happening.
In the final part of the message, Trump Tweeted, “Alaska,
I hope you are listening, Mr. Putin would love to have you back”.
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