Satirical News Service
London, UK
Taking a page from Republican lawmakers in the USA, The
Torries putting a last-minute hold on tomorrow’s planned coronation of King
Charles III. Torries are now demanding
concessions from the Royals including abandoning any activities aimed at saving
the environment and climate change, speaking about actions related to immigration, and
repeal of any tax laws that tax the rich It has been nearly a century since the last monarch was crowned and never with strings attached. Officials who have been planning the Coronation for
months are livid over these new demands. As one put it “They should have their
heads on pikes on the castle wall.”
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