Satirical News ServiceDallas, Texas
In the midst of raging wildfires throughout central Texas, Governor Rick Perry flew to Texas to personally debate GOD on Global Warming. Unfortunately the debate had to end prematurely when fires totally engulfed the podium he was standing on after Perry declared Global Warming was not Man's doing but an act of
GOD.
In other news…
Although Muammar Gaddafi's whereabouts are still unknown, an unusually dressed candidate appearing on the stage of Republican Hopefuls for the latest round of debates closely resembled him. Sources who heard the debate reported that this unknown candidate went on for about 3 hours in some strange Arabic dialect threatening to "cut the out the tongues of the Infidels and bring down hellfire on the US government". A straw poll conducted after the debate put him as the winner.
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