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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

IRAN LEAKS THEY ARE MAKING A DOOMSDAY DEVICE


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad seen here with new chief Nuclear Program Director


Satirical News Service
Tehran

In a startling development from Iran, sources close to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad leaked that the real purpose of their nuclear facility was to create a “Doomsday Device”. It is well known that Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a devoted fan of the film Dr. Stangelove, and is thought to have taken his inspiration for this from the movie. The source in the leak is quoted as having said, “The doomsday device will shroud the earth in a cloud of deadly radiation for 120 years. It is triggered to go off it any attempt is made to attack it or disarm it”.

The white house had no immediate comment on this, but GOP candidates expressed that they wished we had a doomsday device too, and if elected will vigorously support the building of one so, as they put it, “We must not have have a doomsday device gap in our defense strategy. “


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