Satirical News Service
Mobile, Alabama
Again trying to demonstrate to the Republican followers that he is just like “common folk”, he bravely asserted that he does not plan to enroll in Medicare when he turns 65 this year. In his statement to this pronouncement he said, “Many of my close friends own Hospitals – in fact they are CEO’s of entire Healthcare networks, they’ll gladly take care of all my healthcare needs without my having to rely on Obamacare, I don’t why other people can’t do the same.”
In other news Romney declared a decisive victory in the Northern Mariana's Primary. Most people are still trying to figure out just where this is!
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