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| Farmville expected to be turned into an exclusive virtual gated community |
Satirical News Service
Palo Alton, CA
Palo Alton, CA
With the share price of Facebook plummeting daily, CEO Mark
Zuckerberg announced today that the board of directors has decided to sell
Farmville to Bain Capital. “We deeply
regret this decision, but now that we are a publicly held company, we have to
live in the REAL world, and not the VIRTUAL one.”
Immediately Bain Capital plans to lay off all the farm
workers, and sell all the livestock to a virtual meat processing plant. All of the land in
Farmville will be turned into a exclusive gated community with a virtual golf
course. Ownership of these virtual homes and rights to the virtual country club
and golf course will start at $10,000 per year. Bain is also considering
putting in a virtual game hunting park as well so that their friend Dick Chaney can
blast a few lawyers for recreation.
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