Satirical News Service
Geneva
Geneva
Less than a week
after scientists at Cern Laboratory in Geneva confirmed the existence of the
particle they deemed the “God Particle”, the elusive particle came forward
today and announced that it was Gay! In an exclusive interview with Satirical
News Service, the GOD particle said, “I
guess I’ve always been attracted to particles of the same charge. I’ve always
liked putting on showy colorful patterns when colliding with other like charged
bosons. For years I’ve tried to be very discreet about it but I guess it’s time
now to come out of the ‘universe ‘s closet’ so-to-speak.”
Pat
Robertson immediately came forward and announced that his church would start
funding scientific research to find a GOD particle that was NOT Gay! The
Vatican also announced that their doctrine remains committed to recognizing only
collisions between a positively charged boson and a negatively charged boson. Meanwhile
the Iranians have announced that their centrifuges are not trying to make
weapons grade plutonium, but instead are involved in scientific research to
find the existence of the “Allah Particle”.
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