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North Korea
North Korea
Despite North Korea's real GDP (adjusted for inflation) in
2011 of 0.8%, Kim Jong-un is hailed as a
“jobs creator”. According to North Korean sources, “Our great leader has been
able to create full employment without raising taxes, cutting taxes, or for
that matter any taxes at all. In North Korea, we have a workers paradise, where
workers are willing to work 16 hour days for peanuts – literally, they are paid
in peanuts-- which they are happy to get! We don’t have any out-sourcing of jobs,
since we are “out” about as far as you can get! American presidents should take
a lesson from our Workers Utopia as see how easy it is to create lots of jobs
without raising taxes.”
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