Romney to Netanyahu – “ Some of my best friends are Jews”

Satirical News Service
Jerusalem, Israel

In an effort to show his skills at international relations, and to gain favor from the largely liberal Jewish community in the US, Mitt Romney made a visit to Israel. There he met with Prime Minister Netanyahu  and told the prime minister that “he knew some Jews in the US, and they seemed like decent people.”  He said “he really likes Jewish food, and he once was involved with a Jew in a business deal who really Jewed him down in the price of the deal- ha, ha!” He stated he hoped that the US and Israel could continue their long standing friendship since “both countries share the great Christian values that made us great.”  There was no comment from Prime Minister Netanyahu.