Satirical News Service
Pyongyang, Korea
Pyongyang, Korea
Not wanting to left out of the festivities, Supreme leader
Kim Jong Um elected himself Pope of North Korea today. In a celebratory measure, a cloud of White Radioactive smoke was released over the city announcing to the
world that Kim was now Pope of North Korea.
When he was informed that in order to be Pope he had to also become
Catholic, Kim replied, “I thought I only needed to be infallible.”
Many North Koreans were saddened to hear the news that he could not be Pope.
They were looking forward to having communion wafers on Sunday which would be
the biggest meal of the week for many North Koreans.
In other news the Pope announced that in his first week in
office he would demand mandatory school prayers, end to all forms of abortion
and contraception, drastically cut programs to poor and elderly, cut taxes for the wealthy, and balance the
budget by 2028….Oops, sorry, that wasn't the Pope, that was Paul Ryan.
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