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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Kim Jong Un Elects Himself Pope of North Korea


Satirical News Service
Pyongyang, Korea

Not wanting to left out of the festivities, Supreme leader Kim Jong Um elected himself Pope of North Korea today. In a celebratory measure, a cloud of White Radioactive smoke was released over the city announcing to the world that Kim was now Pope of North Korea.  When he was informed that in order to be Pope he had to also become Catholic, Kim replied, “I thought I only needed to be infallible.
Many North Koreans were saddened  to hear the news that he could not be Pope. They were looking forward to having communion wafers on Sunday which would be the biggest meal of the week for many North Koreans.
In other news the Pope announced that in his first week in office he would demand mandatory school prayers, end to all forms of abortion and contraception, drastically cut programs to poor and elderly,  cut taxes for the wealthy, and balance the budget by 2028….Oops, sorry, that wasn't  the Pope, that was Paul Ryan.

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