Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
In a never
ending effort to suck every last dollar from airline passengers, several
airlines have begun to offer an “Ebola Free” seating class. At prices starting
at $1000 above the cost of first class seats, the airlines will furnish you
with a complete hazmat suit and a seat with extra leg and back room to accommodate
it. While it has yet to be proved that Ebola poses a real threat, many airlines say they are only
responding to passengers’ needs. They claim
that in addition to preventing contact with Ebola, it also prevents contact
with other contagious diseases prevalent on airplanes such as colds and flu.
They are also giving double frequent flier miles with this class of seating.
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