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After Texas
became the first state to report a patient infected with Ebola, Governor Rick
Perry immediately went on national TV to demand that the US erect a fence
between Texas and Africa to keep out the virus. In an exclusive interview with
SNS he stated that the problem with Ebola is just like to one Texas faces with
illegal immigrants from Mexico.
“The Ebola virus see’s opportunities
here that are aren't available in its own native countries in Africa, so
naturally it wants to come over here. When Texas finally acted and put up a
fence at the border between Mexico and USA, we cut down illegal immigration to
a fraction of what it was before. I don’t see why the same approach won’t work
here with Ebola.”
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