Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
The Republican-controlled U.S.
House voted Thursday along party lines to establish a select committee to immediately begin investigating to see if there is a link between
the mishandling of Bengazi and the recent Ebola epidemic. Rep. Trey Gowdy today responded saying “While
there is not a shred of evidence to suggest any such link, we promise to leave
no stone unturned. This whole Ebola scare is taking away from our
real focus of investigating Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama’s role in Bengazi.
Now at least we can kill two birds (so to speak) with one stone. This after all,
is what the American people expect us to do.”
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