Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
GOP chairman Reince Priebus went on national television this week to issue an urgent plea to any
and all US citizens who might have knowledge of a scandal or wrong doing by
Hillary Clinton to come forward. As he stated
in his speech, “This is the most precious resource that we have on this planet
and we must not waste it. I am not speaking to you today as a Republican, or
even as a US citizen, but as a moral standard bearer for the world. We simply
cannot let these scandals go un-tapped and un-investigated. I am urging a crash
program to uncover even the smallest misdemeanor by Hillary so that democracy
may prevail in 2016. Our forthcoming campaign slogan for 2016 is going to be Remember
Bengazi.”
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