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Friday, April 24, 2015

GOP –Urgent Appeal To Find New Scandals To Link To Hillary Clinton

Satirical News Service
Washington DC


GOP chairman Reince Priebus went on national television this week to issue an urgent plea to any and all US citizens who might have knowledge of a scandal or wrong doing by Hillary Clinton to come forward.  As he stated in his speech, “This is the most precious resource that we have on this planet and we must not waste it. I am not speaking to you today as a Republican, or even as a US citizen, but as a moral standard bearer for the world. We simply cannot let these scandals go un-tapped and un-investigated. I am urging a crash program to uncover even the smallest misdemeanor by Hillary so that democracy may prevail in 2016. Our forthcoming campaign slogan for 2016 is going to be Remember Bengazi.”

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