Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
In an effort to reach out to disaffected Democrats who were devastated by Trump's victory. Donald Trump has reportedly offered Hillary Clinton a newly created cabinet post. The post will be called National Scapegoat. Her duties will be to assume the blame for everything that goes awry in the new Trump Presidency and Republican dominated Congress. In a press conference, Donald Trump said.
"We still need Hillary, because when something doesn't go right, I can continue to say it Hillary's fault. I expect she will be quite busy this term. If she decides not to take it, well my new Attorney General will be happy to continue to prosecute her for anything we want to."
There was no comment from the Clintons.
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