Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
The Republican Congress, who are now caught in a position of having
to actually fulfill their promise to totally repeal their hated Obamacare, have proposed
a new healthcare plan based on “leeching”. Trump aides have pointed out that
the practice of leeching, or using
live leeches on the body to “drain the body of bad humours” was widely used by
our Founding Fathers as effective medical care. Even George Washington used it.
Trump has proposed this plan as an alternative to the very expensive Obamacare
and Medicare, and says its fits with the Republicans overall plan to bleed the
American people dry, and turn science back 200 years.
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