Satirical News Service
Washington, D.C.
It has been a tradition going back many administrations for
the President to symbolically pardon a live Turkey on Thanksgiving. This year
was no exception, with out-going President granting a pardon to one large
feathered fowls. Upon hearing this, Donald Trump declared that one of his first
acts as President will be to rescind the presidential turkey pardon. “No more
Liberal leniency!” Trump declared. “Come January 21st, this bird get
the axe, and this tradition ends now!”
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