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Monday, December 19, 2016

Mount Rushmore to be Renovated for Trump's Inauguration

Satirical News Service
Mount Rushmore, South Dakota

Upon learning of President Elect's choice for heading the Interior Department, the National Parks Service announced that they were going ahead with some planned renovations to Mount Rushmore to coincide with Donald Trumps Inauguration. In preparation for these renovations, some oddly shaped wooden scaffolding has been erected. While not commenting on what they resemble or the statement it appears to make, the National Parks Director stated that he expects the scaffolding to remain there for at least 4 years.

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