Disclaimer

FAKE NEWS (just seems like it could be true)

Friday, December 30, 2016

Putin Sends Trump Device “Ask Alexi” as Inauguration Gift

Ask Alexi Device
Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Putin disclosed today that he has sent Donald Trump an Inauguration gift modeled after the Amazon Echo device. It’s called “Ask Alexi”.  Not only will it provide answers to important questions that it is asked but it loves to play guessing games. Trump promised to place it right on his desk, just as Putin suggested.
He demonstrated how it works.

Alexi: Dasvednanya Mr. Trump. Would you like to play guessing game?

Trump: Yes

Alexi: OK, I am guessing that the code to launch your nuclear missiles is 5678

Trump: No Alexi, that’s wrong it’s really ZXAB45678MX3456

Alexi: Oh My, You win

Alexi” I am guessing your password for your private email is Donald@topsecretnet.com

Trump: You’re right!


Alexi: Thanks for playing Donald. We should do this more often.  

No comments:

Post a Comment