Ask Alexi Device |
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Washington DC
Washington DC
Putin
disclosed today that he has sent Donald Trump an Inauguration gift modeled
after the Amazon Echo device. It’s called “Ask Alexi”. Not only will it provide answers to important
questions that it is asked but it loves to play guessing games. Trump promised
to place it right on his desk, just as Putin suggested.
He demonstrated how it works.
Alexi: Dasvednanya Mr. Trump.
Would you like to play guessing game?
Trump: Yes
Alexi: OK, I am guessing that
the code to launch your nuclear missiles is 5678
Trump: No Alexi, that’s wrong
it’s really ZXAB45678MX3456
Alexi: Oh My, You win
Alexi” I am guessing your
password for your private email is Donald@topsecretnet.com
Trump: You’re right!
Alexi: Thanks for playing
Donald. We should do this more often.
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