Satirical News Service
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New York, NY
This year’s Pulitzer Prize for Fiction was been
awarded to Donald Trump, officials announced today. “He is the complete
embodiment of how far a man will go to crate fiction. Everything about the man
is a complete work of fiction. He has managed to fulfill the prophecy of 1984’s
newspeak with every utterance and tweet. His ability to create fiction from
truth seemly at will is a remarkable achievement.”
In other news the Nobel committee has placed Donald
Trump on the short list for recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize. According to
one Nobel committee member, “Not since 911 has one man managed to unite the
world in a single cause – namely the opposition to Donald Trump himself. Only
Syria and the USSR have not expressed their complete denunciation of the man and his policies.”
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