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Donald Trump announced today that Steve Bannon will
be appointed to head the prestigious Smithsonian Institution, which also
includes the Natural History Museum, Native American Museum and Black History Museum.
In accepting the appointment, Bannon stated “For too long these museums focus
has been on showing a Political Correct view of History, focusing on
minorities, and insignificant achievements of Latinos and women, with very
little portraying the great achievements of White Males, and only showing Liberal
interpretations of Natural History. We plan to change that.”
Sources close to Bannon said that emphasis will be
placed on showing the achievements of great entrepreneurs like Jamie Damon
of JP Morgan, David Cole, Charles Keating, Angelo R. Mozilo former head of
Countrywide Mortgages, Martin Shkreli, former Turing Pharmaceuticals CEO, and
of course Donald Trump.
Other plans include refocusing the Black History museum to
show how happy slaves were in the South under slavery, and showing the vital
role the KKK played in protecting newly freed slaves from other radical Negroes,
and Federal government agents who wanted to take away their jobs. A large
exhibition is also planned demonstrating how Obama successfully forged his
birth certificate.
The Natural History Museum will change its politically
correct emphasis, and portray Creationism as a likely alternative to liberal
scientists’ view of human history and climate change.
Many people have nicknamed these museums-to-be “Bannon’s
Believe it Or Else Museum!”
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