Satirical News Service
Moscow
Moscow
A shocked Russian public awoke to discover that
their leading Candidate Vladimir Putin had been defeated – by Donald Trump!
With all votes counted Trump has won by 49.8 to 48.2.
“All the polls showed Putin being elected by a landslide, What Happened?” stated one stunned Muscovite.
Many Russians are
blaming the media on this and many are calling it outright collusion with the
American CIA.
Trump is expected to give his acceptance speech to
Russia - right after he fires Mueller.
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