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Thursday, March 1, 2018

Trump Now Proposes Arming All Students

Satirical News Service
Washington DC
 After a teacher in Dalton, Georgia barricaded himself recently into a classroom and fired off a few shots for reasons that no one seems to comprehend, Trump has changed his view stating that maybe arming teachers is not the best idea. Instead, he proposes arming the students. To a stunned pressroom, he stated: “That way there will be a lot more firepower and the would-be shooter wouldn’t dare to enter any classroom with a room full of armed students.”

A recent test of this was conducted at an undisclosed location. Here is a film of those students preparing to go to school.


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