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Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Trump to Sell a Line of “Tariff with Love Cards”

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

After Donald Trump yesterday tweeted about Imposing Tariffs in “A Loving Way”, Trump Enterprises has decided to issue a new line of Tariff with Love Greeting Cards. These are tastefully designed cards to express how you really feel about imposing Tariffs on your trading partner.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your products are nice
But here is a 25% tariff on them for you

Your Steel reflects
The Love in your Soul
But we’re still going to charge you
25% more for it

You’ve been a great Trading Partner all these Years
And have given us your best
But now we are going to charge to 25% more
Just because you’re you.

We’re sorry to say
That your steel and Aluminum
Are Going to have to Shine little more brilliantly
Since we’re putting a 25% Tariff on them
To show our Love for you.

When you care enough to say and do the very worst!

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