Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
President Trump stated to today that he has not ruled out starting Armageddon if he does not get his Border Wall with Mexico." I can't say for certain that it will happen, and I can't say it won't", he went on to say. When pressed about what that meant and how he might plan on causing "Armeggedon", he would not say. He only said that "Yugely bad things might happen if Congress tests my resolve on this."
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