Russia to Deploy Troops to Protect Polling places in US Key States

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Vladimir Putin, concerned about caravans of legal voters who might cast their ballots in key election districts for Democrats, has agreed to deploy Russian troops to guard polling places in key states. In a statement that Putin released, “We have great investment in Republican controlled Congress who caters to every whim that our Stooge Mr. Trump utters. We Russians are very concerned that these hordes of Democratic voters could disrupt this. We in Russia already know how to make elections come out the way we want them too, and with Russian troops – we make sure of it."