Satirical News Service
Jupiter, Florida
Jupiter, Florida
After being videotaped twice in a sex act at a Jupiter, Florida massage parlor The 77-year-old Kraft denied any wrongdoing. Instead, he claimed that “The Uber APP on his iPhone forced him to do it.” He went on to state that “The Uber APP took over my mind and the next thing I knew I was having sex with a prostitute in Jupiter, Florida. People need to be warned about these apps, but as for me, I’m innocent.”
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