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Thursday, February 28, 2019

Kim Abruptly Cancels Summit So He Can Watch Cohen Hearings

Satirical News Service
Hanoi, Vietnam


Kim Jong Un abruptly canceled any further meeting with Trump in Hanoi, ostensibly because Trump wouldn’t end sanctions, but the real reason sources close to Kim report was that Kim wanted to watch the full Senate hearings with Cohen without interruption. Aides close to Kim reported that he frequently took long breaks during yesterday’s negotiations, presumably to smoke cigarettes, but the real reason was to sneak off and watch the Live TV coverage of  Senate hearing with Cohen. Kim was reported to be laughing uproariously throughout testimony and remarking was a “Putz” Trump was. Kim then tweeted that “Trump should have sent his Fixer, Cohen to Hanoi instead of coming himself".  Aides reported that everyone got a huge laugh out of that. They went on to say, “We can’t wait for the Mueller report and the impeachment hearing to follow it.”

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