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Hanoi, Vietnam
Hanoi, Vietnam
Stating he was finally ending this tragic Korean War – started by a Democratic President Truman – he was finally going to bring peace and prosperity to the Korean People. In a meandering speech before news reports Trump declared,
“The Korean War is Over. I have ended it once and for all to benefit all the Korean people and bring peace to the region. After receiving assurances that Kim Jong Un will no longer pursue nuclear weapons I am lifting all sanctions against North Korea and granting them full recognition as a sovereign state entitled to pursue their own important defense needs. Over the next year, I will plan to withdraw all troops from the region, and suspend all new arms shipments to South Korea.
This entire tragedy is the result of an over-reaching Democratic President – President Truman, and now I am going to end it. I hope you are listening there in Oslo – or Stockholm – or whatever."
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