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Sources within the White House have told SNS that an enraged
Trump has everyone scrambling to find a new country that ends in “land” for
Trump to purchase after Denmark rebuffed his offer to purchase Greenland. “We thought there’d be a lot more”, quoted one
aide, “England is certainly not going to sell, The Swiss categorically said No,
and while Poland remains an option, the last time someone decided to take it,
it did not end so well. That leaves Iceland, Finland, Ireland, Swaziland and
Thailand, but the President has indicated he’s not interested in those.”
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