Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
The Re-Elect Trump campaign has come up with selling Trump-branded plastic straws as a fundraising tool in response to what they call “liberal paper
straws”, a very
sensible new measure to limit the amount of plastic in our environment. “Those politically-correct-libtards
can just suck it up”, said one supporter.
In response, some enterprising Democrats have come
out with “Trump Branded Suppositories”. They tout “This is the perfect gift for
all your die-hard Trump supporter relatives, ex-friends, and acquaintances. This
way they can just shove one up-their-ass, and see what shit flies out.” The suppositories
come with a special non-toxic dye that turns orange when it dissolves coloring
your shit a bright orange. They will also cause very odorous flatulence, so
you will always know when you are around a Trump supporter.
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