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Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Trump Signs Executive Order to Paint Stature of Liberty White

This is the new color of Liberty
Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

After Ken Cuccinelli, the acting director of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, commented that the  Statue of Liberty welcoming immigrants into the country is about “people coming from Europe” and that America is looking to receive migrants “who can stand on their own two feet.” He then proposed adding this phrase to the inscription on its base,
After reports from FOX News that expressed overwhelming support from his "base", President Trump today doubled down and signed an executive order mandating that the Statue of Liberty immediately be repainted a bright white. In his statement Trump said "We want this statue to reflect the type of immigrants we want to have in this country. All others can go back to their shit-hole-crime-infested places that they came from."

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