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Thursday, January 23, 2020

Trump proposes Don Junior replace Harry as Prince

Satirical News Service
London, England

In a newly released letter sent to HRH Queen Elizabeth II, Trump proposed letting Don Junior take Prince Harry's place as Royal monarch.


Dear Queen Elizabth,
                Now that your son Harry and that “tramp” Meghan have formally renounced their titles, I’d like to propose naming my son Donny Jr. to take his place – or if you prefer a Princess I could give you Ivanka. Of course, they would have full right of succession should anything “bad” happen to Prince William. In exchange I offer America’s support and help to build a wall once Brexit is completed to keep out the EU from Britain – A Yuge big beautiful wall like the one we’re build between the US and Mexico.

Best of Luck

Donald Trump

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