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Wednesday, January 29, 2020

US Supreme Court Decided It Will No Longer Decide Any Cases – “Let the People Decide”


Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Taking its cue from Republican Impeachment Managers’ arguments, the US Supreme court has decided to take the same path and will no longer hear or decide any cases put before it. “We’re going to let the people decide”, said chief justice Roberts. “Why should we have to sit through all those arguments and listen to boring evidence when we can just sit back and let the people decide. After all of our laws that are passed are perfect to begin with – there is really no need to say or hear anything more - and far be it for us to overturn the will of the people.  We’ve unanimously decided to take at least a 4-year hiatus and just let the people decide how they want things. We’ll be safely holed up somewhere safe when the Sh*t hits the fan."

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