Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Citing reasons of National Security, Donald Trump
today signed into law an Executive Order that will bar Media and News outlets
from posting any results or predictions from the forthcoming Presidential election in 2020.
“This could be a grave threat of the utmost kind to
our National security if they are released by the fake media. It would give our
enemies great power over us. Therefore I am prohibiting any media outlet or
Newspaper from revealing this, and only I will tell the American people who
won, which will be Yuge for me.”
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