Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Amid new reports that “loss of small” be one of the
early indicators of infection by COVID19 virus, the CDC is looking into a smell test
to determine which people might have come down with an even more dangerous
virus – the “IBleveM” virus.
The test involves listening to excerpts of Trump's
briefings and statements by Mitch McConnell. If they are able to smell an odor
of bullshit they are not likely infected. But if they do not smell anything, or
report smelling a pleasant flowery smell, then it is very likely that they are
infected with this IBlevM virus and must be quarantined until 2021.
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