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| New design of 100 sheet currency |
Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
As the
Markets continue to tumble around the world, the other shoe just dropped when
it was revealed that much of the US currency in circulation is infected with
the COVID19 virus. People are afraid to touch it and its value seems to be
falling daily as exchanges refuse to accept possibly infected banknotes. To
remedy this the US Treasury Department is issuing new currency in the form
of 10 sheets, 50 sheets, and 100 sheet
rolls. In addition to having great intrinsic and practical value, it has the
added benefit of being – well self-destroying as you use it. Each sheet will
feature the likeness of our great President Trump who wanted to be sure people knew he was behind
this new measure.
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