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Friday, May 1, 2020

First Fly-over by USA Space Force to Honor Hospital Workers Goes Unreported by Fake News Media

Photograph of Space Force flyover taken by US Airforce jet

Satirical News Service
Washington DC
 According to officials in the Trump Administration, not only were the Navy’s Blue Angels and Air Force’s Thunderbirds performing over US cities to honor hospital and other workers fighting the Coronavirus, but the first-ever flyover by the newest branch of the military, the US Space Force.

“Of course the Fake News Media declined to give them the recognition they deserve, and instead reported it as a “UFO”, groused one administration official. 

Since no one is actually in command of the US Space Force at the moment, we could not get a comment as to the accuracy of this. Rumor has it that the flight originated out of the infamous “Area51” in the Nevada desert, but sources could neither confirm nor deny this.

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