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Sunday, May 17, 2020

Say Kids - Make Your Own COVID19 Vaccine


Say Kids, why wait for the misguided country-hating liberal scientists to create a vaccine to open up our great country when you can do it yourself with our own Trump Virology Kit.

In the safety of your own basement without the restraints of government regulations, you can experiment to your heart’s content to create lifesaving vaccines. Our chemistry sets include PROVEN ingredients like Clorox, Lysol, and hydroquinone. You can mix em, drink em, injected, or try em on grandpa and grandma.

With this kit, you’ll soon find yourself on the road to a rewarding and lucrative career as a Big Pharma Bro.

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