Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Today Vladimir Putin filed briefs today in Federal Court to demand that the classified documents that were seized in the FBI raid on Mar a Lago be returned to him.
“I
bought them from Trump more than a year ago in a secret deal. He kept stalling
saying he can’t remember where he left them. Now FBI come and take them all.
They don’t belong to FBI, they belong to me!"
Trump’s lawyers declined to comment on this new
revelation except to say that Mr. Putin does raise a valid argument for their return.
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