Satirical News Service
Washington DC
With The announcement
of Queen Elizabeth’s death, in accordance with the Queen’s wishes, Price
Charles is to become the new King of the British Empire. Immediately upon
hearing this, Trump messaged on his Truth Network that the succession “is a fraud and that he won the succession to
be king by a landslide.”
“Once again It’s a fraud, just like the last U
S election. I am the rightful heir to the throne. Boris Johnson told me that
the Queen personally told him that ‘she preferred
anyone, even Donald Trump, to her idiot son'. I had the secret document to prove
it too until those witch-hunting traitors in the FBI took it out of my Mar a
Lago estate, and now won’t give it back.”
It is also reported that he personally called the PM of
Scotland begging him to find just 11,700 votes for him to contest the succession.
He plans to hold a “stop the steal” rally in front of Westminster Cathedral “We’re going to march right up to the Cathedral…..,
and I’ll be marching right along with
you…”.
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